Friday 2 July 2010

Over And Out Africa - Day 22 Round-Up

After two days of emptiness without football, we're back with a bang. And what a bang it was.

NED vs BRAThe first quarter final of the day was between the Netherlands, and Brazil. Very nearly one of the best games of the tournament so far. After an absolutely incredible ball that sliced the Dutch team in half, Robinho got on the end and slid the ball into the net after 10 minutes. It began a lot of brilliant, flowing, Brazilian attacking play, and all throughout the first half, they played some beautiful stuff. But after half time, it became a Dutch revolution, and some amazingly poor defending allowed Wesley Sneijder's cross ended up in the corner of the net, after a very poor Felipe Melo brushed header. It continued all the way, and after 15 more minutes, Sneijder reaped his rewards, and scored a brilliant flick header to put the Oranje in the lead. Melo then decided it was alright to stamp on Arjen Robben, so with 17 minutes to go, Brazil were down to 10 minutes, and that was that. 5 times world champions Brazil are knocked out, and the Netherlands go through to the first semi-final. To watch the highlights, click here.

URU vs GHAThe next one of the day was Uruguay vs. Ghana, and it was Africa's last hope at their World Cup. It was quite a slow start, and the first half was a bit of kick-and-run football, but Sulley Muntari, the poster boy for Ghana, and making his first start for the team after a fallout with manager Milovan Rajevac, scored a curling stunner from about 40 yards in the first minute of added time. The half time break revitalised Uruguay, and a beasty free-kick from Diego Forlan curled through Richard Kingson's arms and put the game back to where we started. It stayed that way until the end of 90 minutes, and then the same until the 120th, but that's when it got interesting. In the added minute of extra time, a long throw started pinball for Ghana, and a bullet header forced Uruguay's Luis Suarez to shove his arms up and stop the ball going into the net. The striker then received a straight red, and the resulting penalty would be the last kick of the game. Asamoah Gyan stepped up for Ghana..... and missed. Hit the bar. Shocking. So we went to penalties, for the second time in the tournament. Gyan scored the shootout penalty, but obviously not the most important one! John Mensah didn't, nor did Dominic Adiyiah, but Uruguay scored all of theirs, leaving Sebsatian Abreu to chipped the ball very calmly over the keeper, win the shootout 4-2, and put Uruguay into the semi finals to face the Netherlands next Tuesday. To watch the highlights, click here.

Wednesday 30 June 2010

Quarter-Final Predictions

So after correctly guessing the winners of 7 of the 8 Round of 16 matches, I've got a lot to live up too! I've gone for a couple of 'shocks' in this round, based on form and ability shown so far, so fingers crossed this one works.... Same again - bold ones are winners of the game.

Netherlands vs. Brazil
Uruguay vs. Ghana
Argentina vs. Germany
Paraguay vs. Spain

We'll see how things pan out!

Sharp Shooting - Day 19 Round-Up

The final day of the round of 16 was going to give us a little surprise here or there - it always does.

PAR vs JPNThe penultimate game of the round was between Paraguay and Japan. It was bound to be interesting, but would you say its interesting at 0-0? I certainly would. It was a brilliant game of attacking, flowing football that showed two emerging powers in world football. It finished that way at full time, and then again at extra time, so it was time for the tournament's first penalty shoot-out. Time for someone to step up and become a hero. And it fell to Oscar Cardozo. After Yuichi Komano missed his penalty, Cardozo stepped up and smashed Paraguay into the quarter finals. To watch the highlights, click here.

SPA vs PORSo then, the final game was between Spain and Portugal. It looked to be the best game of the entire competition so far - an Iberian derby that was going to showcase the best teams in Europe. And how wrong we were. It was a very, very poor game, with the only piece of excitement occurring in the 63rd minute, when David Villa put the ball in the net after a rebound from the keeper. It meant that Spain finished off the quarter final draw, and now face Paraguay in the next round. To watch the highlights, click here.

Quarter-Final Draw
Netherlands vs. Brazil
Uruguay vs. Ghana
Argentina vs. Germany
Paraguay vs. Spain

Monday 28 June 2010

Top Two Trump Tothers - Day 18 Round-Up

The good old fashioned drubbing. I love it.

NED vs SVKFirst today were the Netherlands vs. Slovakia. Now Slovakia surprised many by getting to the position they were in anyway, but they didn't really stand a chance against Holland. A classy Dutch team got the best start possible, with Arjen Robben scoring a great goal built by himself thanks to a 10-second counter attack. Top top stuff. It stayed like that until there were only 5 minutes to play, and Dirk Kuyt played the ball across the box for Wesley Sneijder to slide the ball home, and earn me another 8 fantasy points. Good lad. Robert Vittek scored his fourth goal in four World Cup games with what ended up to be the last kick of the game, thanks to a penalty conceded by the keeper. It finished 2-1, and if you want to watch the highlights, click here.

BRA vs CHIThe next game was between Brazil and Chile, a game that was sure to show some brilliant attacking, and be a very quick game. Obviously, Brazil came in as favourites, but Chile had already shocked us with how well they were playing, so why not? They didn't really look at their best, and after 34 minutes, Juan headed home a bit of a bullet to put Brazil 1-0 up. It only took 4 more before Luis Fabiano scored a great goal into an open net, and all looked over. And it indeed was. Robinho's curled effort put an end to everything with half an hour to go, and it gave Brazil an excuse to show just how good they can be. With the game finished 3-0, it sets up a brilliant tie with the Netherlands in the quarters. To watch the match highlights, click here.

Sunday 27 June 2010

The Pointless Farewell - Day 17 Round-Up

Ah, the inevitable goodbye follows slightly earlier than we're used to.

GER vs ENGAgain, two games today, and we got a bit of a belter to start with. Germany, Group D winners, against England, Group C runners-up. It was always going to be a good game, but I didn't expect the first half to be as good as it was. Now, as I'm English, I shall be referring to them as 'we', so apologies Germans... Germany did, however, start as the much brighter team, and exposed John Terry and Matthew Upson as two of the number of weak links in the team today. They began to run rings round them, and eventually, Miroslav Klose managed to squeeze the ball into the net after 20 minutes. It was the beginning of the end, because England were now deflated, and the ball just stayed at German feet, and the English really couldn't be bothered to go and get the ball. They expected it to come to them. And it was almost karma that Germany stuck another one in, with Lukas Podolski finding the net after just half an hour. It was a sucker punch, but Capello got the team back up on its feet, and Matthew Upson scored from a corner, and things looked a little brighter. It only took a minute for us to score again, with Frank Lampard putting the ball well over the line, but alas, karma struck back, and the Uruguayan linesman didn't spot a thing. A good two foot over the line, and didn't see it. Idiot. But that was that for England, and they near enough shut up shop before half time. The second half was a lot of possession play, and Germany always looked the more likely to score, and after 67 minutes, Thomas Muller did exactly that. And again, in the 70th minute. Steven Gerrard proved how poor a captain and a team player he is by taking a shot every time he received the ball, so as he could write the headlines and become the hero. Nob. They are a top team, and I really do hope that the quarter lives up to all expectations. To watch the match highlights, click here.

ARG vs MEXThe next game of the day was between Group B winners, Argentina, and Group A runners up, Mexico. The South American derby had a lot to go to to beat the other game, but it sure as hell was going to try. Mexico did in fact start the brighter team, but it took 25 minutes for the Argentinians to break them down, with a highly controversial goal from Carlos Tevez. Having been nearly 3 yards offside, the assistant referee allowed for the goal to stand, before all the Mexican players saw a replay on the big screen. The ref then looked to have cancelled out the goal, but then allowed for the goal to stand! Very, very bizarre. It only took 8 minute for Gonzalo Higuain to score a perfectly legitimate goal, but the game was dead thanks to that stupid decision. After the restart, Tevez scored an absolute stunner, and then Javier Hernandez pulled a goal back with 20 minutes to go, but it certainly was too little, too late, and Argentina progress to play Germany thanks to the 3-1 victory. To watch the highlights of the game, click here.

I have to say, after today, I have become a big advocate of goal-line technology. I always thought it should be in the game - it works for other sports - but Sepp Blatter is far too ignorant and too absorbed in his own ego to allow for it to happen. Today just proves it certainly should be involved in football, before the Beautiful Game dies a horrible death.

A Nation Mourns

That's what is going to be on the front of one of the newspapers in the morning. That, or 'DISGRACE'.

And rightfully so. We were poor. Very poor. But why? It has to be something along the lines of pressure.

Think about it. We played incredibly well as a team, and gelled up until the point of arrival at the World Cup. Yes, these over-paid idiots should be prepared enough for the pressure, but what kind of an impact does a waiting nation and the impatient media have on them? It can be nothing but negative.

Having a reporter in your face the minute you go out for a training session. Having the WAGS splashed across every newspaper (thanks Mrs Heskey), even though Fabio told them where to shove it. It just seems like a massive over-reaction. Maybe we should let them get on with it in 2012 and 2014, and then go mental if we win the thing.

Some things need to change. Some don't. But the press need to get their heads out of a camp where they're not wanted.

Farewell Fabio?

So, with England now duly out of the World Cup, I'm on Part 2 of my analysis of the game, and the tournament so far. And the one question that now needs answering is this - should Fabio go?

I've been a big fan of Capello, but have always seen that the one problem we faced as a team was a lack of change. I genuinely believe that the best football we played under Capello was when we changed to 4-3-3 for 20 minutes against Japan. We've won 19 of the 27 games under his tenure, but he still insists on playing very defensive, very cautious football, and it's not how England should be playing.

We typically play 4 across the back, and a flat four midfield, but we should be playing to our strengths - and we have an abundance of wingers to get in the team. So why not play them?! I would have played 4-3-3 from the start at this World Cup, with Lennon and Joe Cole on the wings, Wayne up front by himself, and Gareth Barry in a holding role, with Gerrard and Lampard in front of him. It would have played to our strengths.

But will Fabio resign? Will the FA even go as far as sacking him?

I think he will stay, certainly until the start of Euro 2012 qualifying. Should we start poorly, he will walk. The FA don't have the money to kick him out themselves - not after Sven and Steve McLaren. We shall see what happens next, but Fabio certainly needs to change things around a bit.

England - Where Did It Go So Wrong?

England DisgraceOkay, I'm about to rip the team to shreds. If you don't like poor language, or actually believe that England are a good team, click away quickly.

We were shocking. So, so poor. I am appalled to call myself English this afternoon - they were an embarrassment. Those players don't deserve to wear the three lions on their chests. Who should go?

Well, there are plenty who should never, ever gain another England cap, based on their performances in the last 12 months. John Terry is certainly one - proven to be slow, still trying to lead, and also a very poor defender internationally. Glen Johnson is meant to be a left back, but can't defend. How does that work? Shaun Wright-Phillips shouldn't have even had one cap, let alone 34. Emile Heskey is not a world-class striker - if he was, he'd start every week for Aston Villa. So why does he get the honour of playing for England? Having Ledley King and Jamie Carragher in the squad - where's the point?! Both slow, both old, and both crocked. You leave out players like Ryan Shawcross, whose had a blinder of a season, for some bloke who needs a zimmer to cross the pitch.

Then there are those who certainly shouldn't be wearing the England shirt until they can prove themselves to be vaguely good. Aaron Lennon is a speed machine, but is certainly not a good crosser of the ball. Same for James Milner - it says a lot when he is considered the best winger we have. Robert Green was in no way the best goalkeeper we had, so why play him for the first game?! Is the World Cup not meant to be where the world's best players get to play the other best players?

Players like Wayne Rooney and Frank Lampard are those who are automatic names on the team sheet, but why? They have been very, very poor this tournament, and thoroughly deserve to be dropped.

But the buck has to fall at both captain and manager. Yes, losing your leader days before the first game isn't great, but Steven Gerrard was not the right choice for captain. And he should lose his vice-captaincy, as Beckham lost his captaincy after the 2006 World Cup. And Fabio? Well well well, your true colours show through now. Why would he have signed a new deal to stay on as manager, and then say his future wasn't certain if he didn't just want the huge pay-out when we're all finished slating him?

Farewell Fabio. Farewell players. Farewell England. Our ship has well and truly sailed, and we can safely become the small team we deserve to be.